Notable, important, or funny quotes said by anyone, ever.
Matthew: Just because you are thirty doesn't mean you are a pedophile.
Jt: If I had to be killed by Hitler or Stalin, I'd be walking into the chamber already.
Matthew: I'm not a big fan of thighs.
Dax: You know they call me the Fatal Half Inch.
Jt: We need to revoke his microwave.
Kenny: Imagine having a Longneck Girrafe as a pet. Jt: Are there Shortneck Girrafes? Kenny: There are Flamingos.
Dax: Have you ever thought about using a prolapsed anus as a fleshlight?
Kenny: I didn't force it out it just came!
Dax: So Kermit the Frog can stop time is what I'm hearing?
Matthew, speaking about his balls: I do wash them.
Literally everyone except Matthew: Wrestling is Gay.